I saw this on a car parked outside

Happy MLK Day

Mustache + New Camera Toy = Most Triumphant

Everything is funnier while wearing a mustache

Looking back on these pictures, I realize that I probably felt nauseous at the Mystery Spot because I ate a glazed twist and a 2 lb burrito before 1:00pm.

So Mysterious

I have been seeing this bumper sticker my entire life so Bret and I decided to go to Santa Cruz and see what it was all about. The most shocking thing is that when you step inside you feel really nauseous all of a sudden. But despite the nausea, we really enjoyed it. I also liked how it was ran completely by teenagers and two men that stood in the parking lot arguing with each other for the entire 1.5 hours we were there, mysterious indeed.

Pointless Story #3

With all this talk of x-ray machines on the news lately, I've been thinking how I'd like to get a huge x-ray machine for my house. I'd love to see all the inner-workings of the 110 year old pipes and walls and such. If this x-ray did exist you would see, coming from my bath tub, 50 feet of piping and then a RAT. Okay, so not a real rat, like the one I once kicked while walking down the street, but "A RAT" is what the plumber cried out as he pulled the goo from the pipes.

When I told Bret this he asked me if I got a picture of it. I'm pretty sure that me standing one inch away from the plumber like a trustee plumber side kick was strange enough as it is. Not to mention me cheering him on as he finagled our pipes

Fish Eye Friday is Back, well for this week at least

I love the way the sunlight hits the bacon in this picture

In case you are wondering if you will ever find anything deep and moving on this blog, chances are you won't. I'm not good at accurately depicting my emotions and true feelings on the world wide web. So instead you'll learn things like what I have eaten for dinner every single night for the past 3 weeks. Yes, that's right, 21 days of BARTS (bacon, avacado, ranch, tomato) sandwiches. Now you might be thinking, "Didn't Thanksgiving happen?". Well, yes it did and Bret and I ate BART sandwiches off of Hwy 1 at Big Sur on Thanksgiving. What is most shocking to me that I am just now realizing is that I have eaten 52 pieces of bacon in less than a month... maybe I should stop after tonight. or tomorrow.

Innovation at its Finest

I walked in the family room last week and found this...



(please disregard all the junk in the background, it was a stressful week... well for me anyway)

GQ

I'm not really up to date on current men's fashion, but I'd really like it if all men would wear shorts just slightly (or sometimes more) above the knee.

A Story of a Girl

The facts were these. One Score and four years ago today, a little doll was brought into the world and dubbed "happy head" on the spot. This was due to a smile making itself a permanent fixture on her face. It was rumored that the sun also gave birth to a new ray that day. Some say the two births were purely coincidental, some say it was destiny. The girl grew from "happy head" to "mowgli" for reasons I will let you imagine. In her eighteenth year, after an adventure overseas, the girl met a porch-sleeping vagrant boy to whom she put a spell on. The spell not only made him infatuated with her, but also helped cure his vagrant lifestyle. They courted on and off for over three years. The off times almost caused the boy to lose his mind and slip back into his old ways. He fought with all his might to win the girl back, and in the end, by unseen miracles, he was able to do so. Needless to say, the boy is very glad that twenty-four years ago today the girl was born.