Pointless Story #2

Recently I watched through my bedroom window as my neighbors turned their front yard into a pumpkin patch of sorts. This made me reflect on a series of pictures taken of me and my kindergarten class as we took a field trip to the pumpkin patch back in 1990. These pictures are what you would imagine, a bunch of kids on a hay wagon, one crying others giggling, some pictures of kids with huge pumpkins, etc. Looking back on it, the only thing odd about the pictures is that I'm dressed as a scarecrow. No one else in the class is dressed as a scarecrow or in any costume being that it was October 12th or something. I can't imagine that my teacher had a sign up sheet for one of us to be a pumpkin patch mascot for the day nor can I imagine my 4 year old self signing up for the task. So what this must mean is that when my mom read, "appropriate pumpkin patch attire", which probably meant an extra sweater and closed toe shoes, she took it as, "dress up as if you are a part of the pumpkin patch". So there I stood amongst my fellow 5 year olds with a flannel shirt stuffed with hay, a straw hat, and patch work pants. Oh, and my face painted as a scarecrow. I wish I could see my teachers expression as we filed in the door that day, 28 kids and one scarecrow.

11 comments:

Karen Mortensen said...

That's a cute story and so much like your mom. I wish you had a picture.

hanner said...

this is actually the best story ever. not pointless. still laughing.

MONster said...

i can PERFECTLY picture this photo

and whats weird is i never thought of it as strange that you were all dressed up like a scarecrow

weren't you wearing that exact same outfit in that picture of you when you're chewing on a piece of straw? or maybe it was just the same red shirt and different overalls

Richard said...

What a nice tribute to your mothers thoughtfulness...

Grandma Honey said...

Your mom is here right now in hysterics! Can you hear her?

Grandma Honey said...

Your mom swears you were all suppose to come as scarecrows.

linds said...

That is the funniest thing ever! I love you and I love your family!

Richard said...

No doubt the episode also included an emergency trip by your dad to Longs at 10 pm the night before because Whitney needed a fall color cheek rouge so that she wouldn't look like an orphan...the only child at the event out of costume!

Nate and Julie said...

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. good story! I'm sure you were a very cute scare crow.

lindsay lark said...

Oh my gosh, I know the pictures you're talking about and I also never really thought it was weird until now. Such a normal part of our childhood- explains why I always feel it's appropriate to wear costumes to any event.

Unknown said...

I am still laughing. I have seen the picture. You were so cute. And your mom's costumes were the best.